So, we’re down in Hollywood for the next little while playing some shows and meeting some people and taking the necessary steps to conquer America… as you do.

We’ll be blogging our adventures here, so check in every now and then to see what’s happening.

We loaded up the car (I should really get an honorary degree in engineering for the way I packed all our stuff into our little Toyota Corolla) threw the dog in the back (gently placed him, is really what I mean) and headed south. Took a few days stopping in Eugene OR and San Francisco. Ate as much Rice-a-Roni as we could and continued south on the I5. Beautiful countryside. For miles and miles south of San Fran it’s just these beautiful rolling green hills. It looks exactly like Super Mario World. I just wanted to pull over and run around in them. Arrived in Hollywood to sunshine. Hell Yeah!

We’re apparently staying right in the heart of paparazzi-ville. This poses two opportunities. One is to get dressed up, head out and get in the background of as many paparazzi photos as possible, leading to monstrous fame by sheer osmosis. Two is to give our digital camera a bit of a workout and maybe sell some shots to TMZ for enough money to finance our next record. This really is the land of opportunity.

We’ll keep you posted on the goings on. Hope everyone is well.

Keep it real,
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